nonuniqueusername's definitions

Police Box

When you stretched her box out in round one and go back in for round two and there's no traction anymore so it's like the TARDIS in Doctor Who: a box that's much bigger on the inside.

Jason: Sorry, honey, this isn't working. You've got a police box now.

Samantha: A police box?

Jason: Twat And Relative Dick In Snatch, and the relative size has changed a lot since fifteen minutes ago.

by nonuniqueusername February 14, 2023

tourisk

The risk associated with traveling to dangerous locales

"Too much tourisk in Mexico City right now. Let's go to Canada."

by nonuniqueusername February 13, 2013

Fuckstorm

A chaotic and overwhelming situation where everything seems to go wrong all at once; a whirlwind of disasters or complications, often with intense emotions involved.

After the printer broke down in the middle of our final print run, the servers crashed, and then the coffee machine quit too, we all knew we were smack in the middle of a total fuckstorm.

by nonuniqueusername April 17, 2024