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Fucknocrat

Unlike autocrats, bureaucrats, or technocrats, a fucknocrat is a technology executive that advances by talking a good game but ultimately to the demise of a software product, a hardware development, or the company as a whole. Fucknocrats fool other members of the executive team to advance while wreaking havoc along the way. Fucknocrats have no loyalty to the organization but only to their own warped perspective .
That fucknocrat just lost us the Microsoft deal.
by Waysrite.Al January 16, 2022
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Fuckcrater

The event of when the sex between two individuals reaches the point of being so explosive, that it has left obtrusive evidence of the event to the rest of the world, in some cases affecting or even harming those who happen to be innocent bystanders.
"We definitely left a fuckcrater at Robert's house party after she let me sign that shit"

"They must have been had a good one, because that fuckcrater they left took a while for housekeeping clean up."
by TWiggles20 July 15, 2009
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fuckocrite

1.It means fucking hypocrite.
2.What all parents and teachers are.
1.Stop being such a fuckocrite.
2.When my dad says follow the golden rule it just proves to me that he's a fuckocrite.
by Devil Kisses April 17, 2009
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fuckocate

To fuck someone to the point that they can no longer breathe.
Dude, last night i fuckocated this girl. Please help me bury the body.
by mehshugennah December 20, 2008
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fuckocracy

The fuckocracy is the system by which power is distributed in many first-world western countries. It’s a basic meritocracy, but instead of individuals with merit weilding power, it is rather based on the manner in which sexual availability dictates who holds power or potential success. Which is to say, the merit one wields is directly proportional to sexual maturity/availability/desirability.
You'll be invisible in the fuckocracy if you're between 40 and 60.
by c3n0byte March 5, 2013
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fucktocracy

Refers to a group with disproportionate power and influence over society. Synonymous with Plutocracy
Joe - "Another Bush in the White House? That's the third one!"

Alex - "Yeah, I know. I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of being screwed by the fucktocracy that is the Bush clan."
by knowmaddd April 10, 2011
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fucktocracy

a sense of power or prestige built on having screwed other people (either literally or figuratively) within a bureacracy or group.
example 1: Even if the boss likes you, you won't get promoted unless Bob from HR likes you. Otherwise he'll find a way to screw you out of the job. He's got his own little fucktocracy going.

example 2: In our dorm, Stacy gets what she wants from both the men and the women. All the guys want to fuck her and she'll fuck over the women by having sex with their boyfriends if they cross her. She's queen of her own little fucktocracy.
by Steve from Corporate February 6, 2012
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