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fuckocracy 

The fuckocracy is the system by which power is distributed in many first-world western countries. It’s a basic meritocracy, but instead of individuals with merit weilding power, it is rather based on the manner in which sexual availability dictates who holds power or potential success. Which is to say, the merit one wields is directly proportional to sexual maturity/availability/desirability.
You'll be invisible in the fuckocracy if you're between 40 and 60.
fuckocracy by c3n0byte March 5, 2013
Words you can keep

fuckcrazy 

Something said or done to you by another person that completely obliterates any or all of the fucks you had left to give for that day, week, or (If the bitch was really asking for it) month. To get some of your fucks back, one can simply whoop that ass any direction they choose; up, down, left, or right. Results may vary.
Girl: "Nah bitch. What your not about to do is come at me sideways with somethin' fuckcrazy. You wanna brawl bitch just say so cause I don't do that bullshit. Takin' about 'I was lookin' yo man'. Hell no, my nigga you got the game so fucked up if you thought that fuckboy was gonna get some. You can keep him."
fuckcrazy by RealSh*t December 13, 2014

Cuckocracy 

Describing an organisation that only promotes or allows feminazis and cucks in management positions. E.g. Civil Service.
Why do we need diversity training when this place couldn't be more of a cuckocracy?
Cuckocracy by Spinflight June 12, 2018

fucktocracy

Refers to a group with disproportionate power and influence over society. Synonymous with Plutocracy
Joe - "Another Bush in the White House? That's the third one!"

Alex - "Yeah, I know. I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of being screwed by the fucktocracy that is the Bush clan."
fucktocracy by knowmaddd April 10, 2011

suckocracy 

1. When a nation is ruled by some1 that sucks cock

2. A nation w/ many cock suckers in it

3. when a government offical hires prostitues to satisfy their cock sucking needs
If Hilary Clinton is elected President the United States will become a suckocracy.
suckocracy by ddd76 March 26, 2008

fucktocracy

a sense of power or prestige built on having screwed other people (either literally or figuratively) within a bureacracy or group.
example 1: Even if the boss likes you, you won't get promoted unless Bob from HR likes you. Otherwise he'll find a way to screw you out of the job. He's got his own little fucktocracy going.

example 2: In our dorm, Stacy gets what she wants from both the men and the women. All the guys want to fuck her and she'll fuck over the women by having sex with their boyfriends if they cross her. She's queen of her own little fucktocracy.
fucktocracy by Steve from Corporate February 6, 2012

fuckcrazy 

A word to describe a very high level of crazy/psycho.
"John was fuckcrazy at that party last night."
"Yeah, I know, he was drunk off his ass, and running around naked..."
fuckcrazy by SVivacious June 21, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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