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fucktocracy

a sense of power or prestige built on having screwed other people (either literally or figuratively) within a bureacracy or group.
example 1: Even if the boss likes you, you won't get promoted unless Bob from HR likes you. Otherwise he'll find a way to screw you out of the job. He's got his own little fucktocracy going.

example 2: In our dorm, Stacy gets what she wants from both the men and the women. All the guys want to fuck her and she'll fuck over the women by having sex with their boyfriends if they cross her. She's queen of her own little fucktocracy.
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fuckocracy 

The fuckocracy is the system by which power is distributed in many first-world western countries. It’s a basic meritocracy, but instead of individuals with merit weilding power, it is rather based on the manner in which sexual availability dictates who holds power or potential success. Which is to say, the merit one wields is directly proportional to sexual maturity/availability/desirability.
You'll be invisible in the fuckocracy if you're between 40 and 60.
fuckocracy by c3n0byte March 5, 2013

Fuckwitocracy 

1. A system of government that embraces bad ideas as central doctrine.

2. A movement with bad ideas that has power without holding government.

3. Criminal gangs holding political muscle.
1. North Korea is a fuckwitocracy for the wacky administration and the harm it brings to innocent citizens.
2. The Taliban in Afghanistan is fuckwitocracy. They don't hold government but their influence has dragged the country into a deep mire.
3. Warlords & cartels. Lets just say that fuckwitocracy is the result when the authorities have lost control.
Fuckwitocracy by democrataus November 10, 2012

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026