The ultimate form of the exclamation “fuck!” Used when something very, very, unfortunate happens.
You: “my dog just died.”
Me “I’m sorry...”
You: “my sister was holding her, and...”
Me: “and what?!”
You: “and they both got run over by a bus and died.”
Me: “that’s a total fucklebutt!”
A word that means everything and anything, though is usually used in replacement for a swear word. Most commonly ‘Fuck’
“Hey Gerald! Look at this!” -Person 1
“AHH FRUCKLENUTTS BRO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!” -Person 2
“Frucklenutts, are you ok?” -Person 1
“I think so, just hurts” -Person 2
Like wavelength, but specific to having the same mindset sexually as your significant other. If you happen to be on the same fucklength as someone you justmet, then consider yourself very lucky.
Ada: hey baby, can you pls come up with a new name for me? i am your property after all :3
Leon: how about fucktoy?
Ada: damn, i was hoping you'd say that :3333
Leon: it's almost like we're on the same fucklength
A pseudonym used on the internet by someone who is posting a bogus comment / forum post / Wikipedia edit / Urbandictionary definition, spamming someone just to be annoying, or just generally screwing around.
Pretty much anyone in 4Chan's /b/ forum.
Joe Somebody: So, what do you think of my 30-page love story?
FuckNutz McGee: your mom was a 30 page love story last night hahaha