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fast as fuck boi 

The Single Fastest Boi you can think of
Jack: hey jim how fast are you?
Jim: Fast as fuck Boiiiiiii
fast as fuck boi by TheBoiWho'sFast November 26, 2016

fuck boi 

A fuck boi is that one 15 year old boy you have on facebook who posts selfies of himself pouting with more than one filter applied over the picture and gets way more like than he deserves.

Typically fuck bois have gelled quiffs, think that it is acceptable for a boy to pout in photos and frequently post selfies with their 'six pack' in full display.

They have over 100 likes on their profile picture because they have 2,000 girls as friends facebook and simultaneously flirt with them all, have smoked weed twice yet own HUF socks and post pictures of their Nikes on instagram with the heart eyes emoji as the caption.

Fuck bois often think that they are cool for bragging about having sex or getting drunk.
"this fuck boi needs to stop writing soppy paragraphs on my facebook newsfeed, everyone knows he's only doing it to get into the pants of one of the 2,000 girls he's friends with"
fuck boi by definepseudonym September 22, 2014

fuck boi 

A special type of bitch. This species comes from central and south Florida. They tend to use the phrase "Tampa bro" a lot and are soft as cupcakes.
I slapped that shitty fuck boi last night when he got done talking that fuck boi shit to me.

Fuck Boi adjacent 

Having the tendencies and looking like a fuck boi without acting as a fuck boi
My friend is not a fuck boi, but he is definetly fuck boi adjacent.
Fuck Boi adjacent by Chlseea October 12, 2018

jacob fuck boi 

a fuck boy who has no friends and a stupid hair line.
if you look at his musical.y's it is eye rap and cancerous.
he is the cringiest human of all time.
jacob fuck boi by jacob fuck boi January 13, 2018

I am Fast As Fuck Boi

Means the speed is too fast and can't be calculated by asian calculator and also Big Shaq
I am Fast As Fuck Boi , that's why I make a girl pregnant and she and her family can't find me .