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fuckjack 

Kind of like fucktard, fuckhead, stupid fucking idiot, only better since without the "retard" of connotation inherent in "fucktard" and not as lame as douchbag/douche, etc.
"How about those fuckjacks (n.) who try to force their entire torso into the subway doors before they close?"

Also, as a verb:

"to describe the action of jacking the subway door open and screwing everybody else. "I totally fuckjacked my way onto the train this morning, and then some dude in a cape took a boot to my sternum."
fuckjack by pikadar May 19, 2010
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fuckjack 

a word used to denote the use of alcohol when trying to get laid. a conventional jack raises cars so that tires can be changed. a fuckjack (a drink) assists in the spreading of a girls thighs.
i can't score with this chick, so i may have to incorperate the use of a few fuckjacks to loosen her up.
fuckjack by ken power August 26, 2008

fuckjack 

A word to define someone for whom the word "jackfuck" does not do his/her true description justice
"Neil, you...you...fuckjack."
fuckjack by Benji December 11, 2004

Fuckjack 

Psychopathic drunktard predator of women. Often gets DWI's at 7:30 in the morning.
Man, did you see that Fuckjack got his 5th DWI?!
Fuckjack by Astrofinder May 13, 2019

fuckback 

A fuckback is the revenge on someone who despite of promisses didn't keep his word.
My boss promissed me a raise in sallary after finished projectbut he didn't. My fuckback is to steal some clients from the company.

Fuckback is a dish best served cold.
fuckback by shaddiesel September 2, 2010

fuckwack 

A word used by nuke Submariners to describe a large amount of something. Used when the described amount is more than an asswack, shitwack, shit ton, ass ton, or even fuck ton.
Dude, get up there...they just put out a fuckwack of nuggets!
fuckwack by JoeTheSmag December 3, 2011

fuckwacker

1. Someone that is a fuckwacker
2. Someone that fucks while wacking.
3. Someone that wacks while fucking.
4. A degenerate piece of shit shamelful among retards.
5. A person that rapes dead orifices against thier own will.
6. A necrophiliac.
7. A serial rapist on death row.
8. Matthew Hogan.
A fuckwacker was seen masturbating in public.
fuckwacker by Mike71414 July 15, 2008
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