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fuckwack

A word used by nuke Submariners to describe a large amount of something. Used when the described amount is more than an asswack, shitwack, shit ton, ass ton, or even fuck ton.
Dude, get up there...they just put out a fuckwack of nuggets!
by JoeTheSmag December 3, 2011
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fuckback

A fuckback is the revenge on someone who despite of promisses didn't keep his word.
My boss promissed me a raise in sallary after finished projectbut he didn't. My fuckback is to steal some clients from the company.

Fuckback is a dish best served cold.
by shaddiesel September 2, 2010
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fuckwuck

fuckwuck

/fʌkwʌk/

A big fuck up. Something that has been fucked up.
Man have you seen the fuckwuck David did today?

What's up fuckwucks?
by killua.simp October 8, 2020
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fuckwacker

1. Someone that is a fuckwacker
2. Someone that fucks while wacking.
3. Someone that wacks while fucking.
4. A degenerate piece of shit shamelful among retards.
5. A person that rapes dead orifices against thier own will.
6. A necrophiliac.
7. A serial rapist on death row.
8. Matthew Hogan.
A fuckwacker was seen masturbating in public.
by Mike71414 July 15, 2008
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fuckjack

Kind of like fucktard, fuckhead, stupid fucking idiot, only better since without the "retard" of connotation inherent in "fucktard" and not as lame as douchbag/douche, etc.
"How about those fuckjacks (n.) who try to force their entire torso into the subway doors before they close?"

Also, as a verb:

"to describe the action of jacking the subway door open and screwing everybody else. "I totally fuckjacked my way onto the train this morning, and then some dude in a cape took a boot to my sternum."
by pikadar May 19, 2010
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Fuckwank

fuckwank n, The name given to a gathering of underqualified management personnel putting together strategies and/or policies. Sometimes known as an offsite. The word 'offsite' is managerial fuckwank.

fuckwank adj, Describes a communication delivered by someone trying to disguise their own self importance and justification of existence by pretending to distribute sensible information.

fuckwank adv, Commonly used by under qualified mangers and human resources personnel, fuckwank describes the neuro-linguistic drivel used as an attempt to distract and detract from dealing with the true issue at hand.
n, 'Where are the management team? I haven't seen them all week.'
'Didn't you hear? They're off on a fuckwank'.

adj, 'Did you read that last memo from the boss? It was total fuckwank!'

adv, 'Sorry boss, I'm going to have to ask you to shut up. You're talking fuckwank!'
by hisssssss April 18, 2009
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FuckyWacky

1. someone that ain't acting right

2. something that ain't workin' right
Did you see her gettin' loud in the store and actin' all fuckywacky?

Damn, my Blackberry's actin' all fuckywacky- I can't log in to my Facebook account!
by BeLtBuCk0 February 10, 2010
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