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fucking tits 

awesomeness, stank buddah, the shit
Last night with your mom man, FUCKING TITS!
fucking tits by Patrick from Atown November 25, 2006

fucking tits 

noun; crazy or eventful. also dissappointance. pretty much like fucking shit. but better because you're insulting the female gender.
fucking tits, i just dropped my phone in the toliet.
fucking tits by emily&janna May 9, 2010

Holy Fucking Tits 

When Holy Fucking Shit just won't cover it.
HOLY FUCKING TITS BATMAN!!
Holy Fucking Tits by ExDonnie May 17, 2010

show your fucking tits 

a phrase commonly shouted out of windows at sluts so they show their fucking tits, usually proceeded by shaking of beads
listen up! show your fucking tits!!

fat fucking tits 

Breasts of the large variety, normally that of a woman's. Can sometimes be that of a man's.

shit on my fucking tits

An exclamation expressing extreme disappointment in the most serious degree.
"Hey man, your bus just left without you! You're going to get fired yo!"

"Well shit on my fucking tits!"
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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