verb: to freak the fuck out; to be excited/pissed/incredibly something.
dude i fucking shit a dick yesterday when i saw how massive her tits were.
i'm about to shit a dick if this bitch keeps talking to me.
noun; crazy or eventful. also dissappointance. pretty much like fucking shit. but better because you're insulting the female gender.
fucking tits, i just dropped my phone in the toliet.