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Fucking Machinima Pro 

To be a fucking beast at any game you play. Becoming a fucking machinima pro takes long hours of no-lifeing a game with only 1 goal in mind......Raping noobs. A Machinima pro has a unique gamertag not some used up one like xxxLegitNoScopesxxx or xxxipwnxxx as you can tell a fucking machinima pro has no triple X's in his fucking machinima pro gamertag at all. Want to become a fucking machinima pro then remember the golden rules of gaming.

1) Gaming is more important than eating

2) Gaming is more important than friends , unless those friends game with you

3)Always game with somone you know just so you guys can look like fucking beast with your 30.00 KDs when the match is over.

4) Lastly Always and Always remember to have your Turtle beaches on, Always
Fucking Machinima Pro Games: Call of Duty , any shooter game , etc etc

pro-fucking-essional 

A mesoclitic use of "fucking" for emphasis or sarcasm from "professional".
You should hire me, I'm a pro-fucking-essional.

fucking prog 

Used to sarcastically laugh at progressive music for doing something that isn't traditionally done in rock or metal music, such as including non-traditional instruments (such as a flute) or playing in an 'odd' time signature.
Ayreon is fucking prog, he has flutes in several of the songs. Can you believe it? Having a flute in metal songs?
fucking prog by DarthDie June 14, 2011

The fucking professor 

The guy on TikTok who says fucking a lot in a sentence because it still make sense.
The fucking professor just loves saying words like fuck and fucking a lot doesn’t he.
The fucking professor by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025

fucking the proverbial dog

doing nothing to a great extent
Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless

Transitive Property of Butt Fucking

For N people n1, n2, n3... ...nN, if n1=n2 and n2=n3... nN-1=nN, Then n1=nN, where = can be verbalized as 'is butt fucking.'
If Preston is butt fucking me, and I'm butt fucking Eric, by the Transitive Property of Butt Fucking, Preston is butt fucking Eric.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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