fuckens

To get or be fucked in a non-sexual way, but especially by something that is completely out of a person's control

"Man, I really had the fuckens put on me there bro!"

"Damn, that judge really slapped the fuckens on me..."

fuckens by {KAI}Cannon May 14, 2006

Fuckens

A group of fuckers

All those damn hippie fuckens smell like patchouli oil and b.o.

Fuckens by Pat M. Ass October 23, 2017

the fuckening 

When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down

Ah, there it is, the fuckening.

the fuckening by StrangeArtist January 24, 2017

fuckenoaf

An Australian expression used to convey happiness, satisfaction, or agreement to a proposed question, or an exclamation to a recent event.

Pronounced "fuckin-aye-f"

"Do you want a hit of this mate?"
"Yea alright, fuckenoaf"

"Fuckenoaf, stars are so good tonight"

fuckenoaf by lez mate February 14, 2019

Fuckening 

For when your day is going well somehow you don't believe it and suddently something bad happens

Oh here is it the fuckening

Fuckening by Animelover222 October 5, 2018

Goat-Fuckers International 

A better name for ISIS, IS, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves now.

Federal Officer: After a brief investigation, we have concluded that the moron whose suicide vest blew up before he left the house had connections with Goat-Fuckers International .

Goat-Fuckers International by gfihater March 13, 2016

Fucken oath 

australian slang for "sure thing" or "i'll say or "you're right" or damn straight.

Statement: Its cold tonight
Response: Fucken oath it is

Fucken oath by Jacketstar November 19, 2013