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Fucked The Cat 

When you make a horrible mistake that could cost both you and your cat your life.
I fucked the cat last night when I was walking with my cat down a dark ally and suddenly Karen sprang out of the bushes with a tazer and a dog named Foo Foo.
Fucked The Cat by Yam Iandu September 5, 2020

Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat 

1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.