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fuckaround 

Term used when you're annoyed with someone who's doing something especially stupid or who's actions are causing more work for you. Particularly useful in a work setting.
Ah Fuckaround! You sure fucked that up. Thanks alot!
fuckaround by Lady Jay July 26, 2006
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Fuckaround Town 

Fuckaround Town is a suburb of Dickdoodlesville. More of a shantytown than a real town as there are no paved streets and most major infrastructure projects remain incomplete. When navigating the streets of Fuckaround Town, travellers are well advised to keep a sharp eye out for unfinished projects as they will often litter the streets haphazardly. Travellers are also advised not to feed the little savages.
As Mayor of Dickdoodlesville Teebags also has jurisdiction over Fuckaround Town
Fuckaround Town by Birdy604 October 16, 2021

Fuckaround Gang 

Originating from the suburbs, these individuals travel in packs pillaging and taking advantage of the good nature of others.

Synonyms: poor, spineless
There’s puke on my porch, the kraken is missing, there’s residue on my bathroom sink, the case for fifa ‘18 is missing, and there were tinder rendezvous in my living room... Who the fuck invited fuckaround gang?
Fuckaround Gang by Qanon95 October 30, 2018

Fuckaround fuck 

N. A tactic used by lawyers to distract an adversary with seeming inattention and incompetence as to the matter at hand while actually preparing to destroy his case by surprise.
"I learned that my client was a bigamist only after the D.A. pulled the fuckaround fuck on me."
Fuckaround fuck by Ishtamo November 1, 2007

the fuckaround squad

That squad of Bape and Supreme wearing douchebags with hats and low jeans who walk around real slow and end every sentence with "like wussup" and always try to act tough. You can find the fuckaround squad roaming the halls during class or cyphing right outside school for no good reason.
"Wow the fuckaround squad is always cutting class to fuck around and play football in the hallway."

"Yo I'm having a free Sunday night. You comin?"
Me: "dude wtf sunday night?"
"yeah dude we can just fuck monday"
Me: "and do what?"
"just fuck around like wussup"

supreme

Jose Fuckaround

1) Typically a military term used to refer to someone who is refusing to disclose their full knowledge about a particular subject or issue. 2) When someone looses total control of a situation due to their incompetence or lack of leadership abilities.
1) I think this guy is playing Jose Fuckaround with me because he isn't telling me shit!

2) You need to stop playing Jose Fuckaround and get these guys back to work!

3) That guy is playing Jose Fuckaround because he isn't getting shit done!

4) This has turned into a real Jose Fuckaround!
Jose Fuckaround by 1BMF January 2, 2010

Fuck Around And Find Out

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
Word of the Day on September 8, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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