Fuck-muffin 

Someone who is impulsively stupid almost always

Andy: "Did you hear Donnie got another felony?"

Dan: "Another? Jeez, he's such a fuck-muffin."

Fuck-muffin by Troyiskewl September 9, 2018

fuck muffin

N. An affection term, normally said by the guy to the girl.

Origin: Joe

Joe: Bye fuck muffin, love u lots!
Jen: Bye cup cake, see u later on tonight! ;-)

fuck muffin by Jen July 29, 2004

Fuck Muffin

A cute girl that is a real slut but not many people know it but get her in the right mood she is a freak!

Some Mormon girls are really Fuck Muffins

Fuck Muffin by Iwouldknow August 11, 2009

fuck muffin

YOUR FUCKING BITCH!

"Yo fuck muffin! Suck my dick!"

fuck muffin by THE WHACKER!! May 1, 2009

Fuck Muffin

A person who is a stupid idiot but is hot like hell. Would make a good fucking partner, anywhere,anytime.

That blonde is a Fuck Muffin.

Fuck Muffin by Krystian Kulesza October 15, 2003

Fuck Muffin

Whore, prostitute, Fuck buddy

That guy is being such a fuck muffin with all those hatchets in Call of duty

Fuck Muffin by mtdew0000 December 30, 2010

fuck muffin

A muffin fucker or some one who fucks any dutch made pastry good.

Hey muffin fucker your a fuck muffin, yea i showd you, you muffin fetish freak!

fuck muffin by colt November 18, 2004