Definitions by colt

escalade 

an black persons car.olny white people that have a escalade are wankster.thay should have a hummer.!!!!

olny gay people buy a escalade!!!!

escalade by colt March 10, 2005

fuck muffin

A muffin fucker or some one who fucks any dutch made pastry good.

Hey muffin fucker your a fuck muffin, yea i showd you, you muffin fetish freak!

fuck muffin by colt November 18, 2004

steamroller

When your lying naked with your girl in
bed and you decide to roll all over her fully erect
yelling "I'm a Steamroller" "I'm going to roll all over you"
while laughing hysterically.

Last night my boyfriend and me were lying in bed, and I had a hard on, so I steamrolled him.

steamroller by colt January 6, 2004

real ass cracker 

White person that keeps it real.

I'm a "real ass cracker"

real ass cracker by Colt February 15, 2003