Fuck-All Squared 

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Square Root of Fuck-All

"How's the job search going? Found anything?" "Only fuck-all squared so far."

Fuck-All Squared by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Square Root of Fuck-All 

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Fuck-All Squared

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."

Square Root of Fuck-All by Alexandra July 28, 2004

square root of sweet fuck all 

Even less than sweet fuck all.

1: I've got about the square root of sweet fuck all beer in this place.

square root of sweet fuck all by Aspirex November 17, 2005

the square root of fuck all 

it when you think you have got less than nothing

bob-hey joe what do you think got in that test
joe-the square root of fuck all
bob-same man

the square root of fuck all by chikinXz December 31, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019