Fuck me Silly 

When a woman is so drunk, that she beckons the first man she sees to fuck her. When woman wants the dick so badly, that she is willing to be fucked until she is legally insane.

Milf: "hey you sexy slab of man meat, fuck me silly"
Man meat in question: "yeah...sure"

Fuck me Silly by Kalkle October 19, 2016

Fuck Me Silly 

-When a woman has so many orgasms she doesn't remember anything

-Lana: Why don't you Fuck Me Silly, Roger? That'll shut you up
*1 hour later*
-Lana: Where the FUCK am I !? Who are you ?!

Fuck Me Silly by Luck and Pluck July 27, 2022

Fuck me silly 

An artificial ass in which you stick your penis into

Man I just bought a “fuck me silly,” and shit was it too tight👌🏽👈🏽💦💯

Fuck me silly by Fmsly December 20, 2017

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole

missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot

the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole by mike s April 5, 2005

Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally 

When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"

Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally by rms386 March 2, 2014

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally 

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave

*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally by Longretrodude January 8, 2017

Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally 

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence

When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.

Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015