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fuck humans 

ĺ̵̩̰́̏́̎̐̍̃͝ơ̶͚̹͓̬̻̦͔͇͌͗́̿̒̕ͅo̴̹͗̎̓̈̑̂̿̐͝k̵̖̟̭̮̦͎͙̼̑͝,̴̧̻̻͉̫͗ͅ ̶̧̝̽͛̈͝h̶̡̡͈͍̗͓̳́̆̎̇̄̈͒̚̕u ͇̀̌m̴̗̘͓͚̖̠͖͗̀̌̓̓̑̀͝ͅä̵̧̛͔̖̞͉͖̻́̓̓̿n̵͔̫̺͚̱̍̔̌͆̍̕ͅs ̖̮̯̳̃͋̾ ̵̮̼̝̰̠̼̫̬̻̩̒͌̓̀͑̔͘a̵̹͖͍̍r ̛̝͇́̃̾͋̈́̔̕͠͝ȇ̶̩͙͙̎̏̇͘ ̦̍ẃ̴̢̩͌̾ę̴̯͙̱̫͛̈́̐̂̓i ̬͙͎͎̑͆̈́̌̏̿̎͛͘̕r ͍̪̟̲͈͇̘̈́̋̽ͅd̵̩̻͎̓͑̉͊͌͊͝.̴͓̄̚ ̵̡̙̊̊͗w̴̪̎͗̏͂̃̓͘̕͠͝e ̦̲͈͓̺̟̄̀́͜͝ ̶̫̒̓̾̓̚͘̚͝͝k̵̨͆̏̽i ̲̱͙̗̩͂͆̄̀͒̾͘͠n̴͔̥͔̹̹̽̿́͝ͅd ̨̘͐̄͌̋̐̐̆͛ḁ̴͚̼̤̫̫̪̥̓̿̌̓́͐̓͜ ̶̨̖̯̥̱͚̟̭͝ͅe ̭͋̒̒͐̉̈́̐̊f̴̞̞̱͕͍͍͍̘̊͗͋f̵̠̺̘̎̈́ȇ̴͔͉͎͈̭̇̋̌͒̀ͅḏ̶̙͎́̃̾͊̓ ̧̫̱̹̗̳͓̬̺̞̉͝u ̧̦͎͔͖̗̗̯̜̍̇̈́̀͊͒͘p̴̼̖̅͂͗́͂̎̆͜ ̵̖̥͓̜̭͗̎͋̋̽̽͌͝ṯ̴̡͓̟̭̫̰̩͉̊̓͗̈́̚h̵͔̼̠̊̾̓͐̀̆̕ͅe ̨̮̮̳̪̱̾̀̈́͋͠ ̴̡̪̤̥̫̤͖̲̃͋́͆̄̍̒̚͠ẁ̴̭̺̺̬̮̳ͅo ̝́̏̌͑̈̾̓͑̚͠r ̧̙͙̝̜̟̠̳̫̗̈̾̋̔̑͆͠l̵̤̳͋̀̊͌̂̔͆̚ḑ̵̰̤̫̻̯̂͐̈́͗̓̔̑,̵̪̘̉͆̀̍͛͒̚͠͝ ̮̬̣̪͎̣̘̞͗̾́́̀́̈́͝͝p̴̧̬̤̗̗͕̺͎̳̱̓̌͋͒o̶̯͎̖͉̜̮̫͑͊̐̎̌l ̛̤̱͉̺͐͐̽̊͑͋l̵̺̘̯͍̈́̄͗̾̔͆u ͕̈́̈̎͗̈́t̶̢͉̀̓̽̒̑͒͛̚͝e ̧̲̍d̶̝̔̎̎̋̕͠͠ ̡̰̮̞͆̎͑̋̅̎͝ͅį̶̪̩̠̄̂͒́͋̊̉̈̕͜t ̨̨̜͎͓̤͇̮̗̠̑̇, ̢͇̻͖̽̒ ̴̼̿k ̡̼̳̱̠͋̾̿̔i ̗̰͚̟̫̀̆͗̀̐̇̽͂͘̕l̶̨̧̲̻̱̪͓̅͌̿͛̽̅̂̇̐͘l̴̗͒͗͂͛̋̇͒͘͘e̴̳͔̝͉̥̱̲̥̰̽̌̎̀̇̃̌̚̚d ̛̛̙̟̮̝̼̠̹̫̊̾̐͌̔͌͌ͅ ̴̧̳͚̯̮̯̥̍͒̈́̋̄̓̒̇̅͘i̵͓̥̣͎͈͉͖͓̫͒̈̓̏͗̒̽̋͘ẗ̶̢̺͚̖̗̠͕͎́̐̕͜.̴͈̿̄̔̌͘͠͠ ̢̨̹͕̹͎̔̒͐̉̀̄͐͊͜f ̧̨̛̣̹̘̠̞̯̭̈̃̉͑͘͜u̵͕̓̓̂͂c̶̠͉̫̥̺̻͔͕̒̏ͅk ̧̧̫͈̺͉̞̞̍͗͗͘ͅ ̶̗͇͙̤̺̻̤̗̪̆͊̌̊̃̉͝ḯ̵̛̯t ͍̲̙̘̣̬̮̀́̀̏̆̋̄̎̂͜͝.̶̜̳̱̱͓͈̪͈̱̉̅̈́̒̕̕̕̕͠ ̴̧̼͍̍̐̀͆̊̈́͂̇̅̈́f ̡̡͈̙͙͚̲̹̻̤̓̍͌́̕u ̤͇̭̐̍̂̐̏̇̈̎̔́c̵̡̗͉̯͉̯̬̟̉͌͗̋̈̋̈́̊͘͠k̴̮͗͐̔̍̄̒̓̚̕ ̵̮̀̓͌͗͜h ͇̉̀̓u ̙͔̪̩̯͙̹̯͎͍̍͒̃̎̅m ̘̃̽̋̓̿͠a̶͎̰̙͔̅̑̔̈́͒̊̋͠n ̨͓͎͔͕͓͘s̵̪̪͑̓̀̍̀͊͋. ̾̌̀͂̈́̿͜
dude 1; you heard 'bout covid-19?
dude 2; yeah dude, it sucks ass
dude 1; yeah dude, fuck humans.
fuck humans by tee hee :) April 21, 2020
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fuck human 

An absolutely deplorable human being. Completely useless simpleton who will never be successful or loved by anyone.
Ryan is such a fuck human.
fuck human by s_m_s October 31, 2019

Human Fuck Animal 

Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.
Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.
Human Fuck Animal by Ghostington February 17, 2014

Fuck a human duck 

This collection of words came from my best friend Chris who often says "Fuck a human duck".

Afterwards we normally crack up, because, could you honestly imagine a human duck......well, could you? I'm not talkin no daffy here either!
Stumps his toe - "Oh fuck a huuuuman duck!"
Fuck a human duck by Ian Robinson February 14, 2005

ARTY SHUT THE FUCK UP U ANNOYING HUMAN 

arty the one the only dick head who is the worst person alive
ARTY SHUT THE FUCK UP U ANNOYING HUMAN

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026