6 definitions by Ghostington

I stayed home and ordered pizza while my girl went to the gym to do some cardi-no.

Things were going great until she started doing Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs - " Ah one! Ahhh Two! Ahhhh Threeeeeee!"

Are you going to eat your pizza crustings, buddy?

That follow-upper can have my crusty leavings for all I care.

Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.

I could hear Bill's kazoodick go ::wooooop!:: when Stephanie flashed her big uns.

I could hear the poor guy's kazoodick go ::wahhhhh:: when he got rejected.