Definitions by Ghostington

Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs 

When a girl numbers off her queefs using the Tootsie Pop Owl's voice.

Things were going great until she started doing Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs - " Ah one! Ahhh Two! Ahhhh Threeeeeee!"

Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs by Ghostington September 5, 2021

Kazoodick 

The imaginary sound a guy's dick makes when getting hard or soft depending on hearing good or bad news.

I could hear Bill's kazoodick go ::wooooop!:: when Stephanie flashed her big uns.

I could hear the poor guy's kazoodick go ::wahhhhh:: when he got rejected.

Kazoodick by Ghostington September 5, 2021

Cardi-No 

The term someone uses who is strongly opposed to cardio exercise.

I stayed home and ordered pizza while my girl went to the gym to do some cardi-no.

Cardi-No by Ghostington September 5, 2021

Follow-upper 

Someone that tries to date a girl after you have dumped her.

That follow-upper can have my crusty leavings for all I care.

Follow-upper by Ghostington February 17, 2014

Crustings 

Any unwanted leavings of any kind.

Are you going to eat your pizza crustings, buddy?

Crustings by Ghostington February 17, 2014

Human Fuck Animal 

Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.

Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.

Human Fuck Animal by Ghostington February 17, 2014