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Fuck fuck fuck a duck 

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo

Finger bang an Orangutan

Support your local zoo!
Sing to the tune of row row your boat
Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo

Finger bang an Orangutan

Support your local zoo!

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck 

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck

Screw a kangaroo
Stick you're Dick inside a graiffe

orgy at the Zoo
fuck fuck fuck a duck,sung to (Row row row your boat)
Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck by Skilift September 14, 2022

fuck fuck fuck a duck... 

A Song sang to the tune of row row row your boat.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Sixty-nine a porcupine
And hope he blows you too.

fuck fuck fuck a duck... 

song

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an orangutang
at the Miami zoo

(sung to row row row your boat theme

fuck a duck 

An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
fuck a duck by Quackalishus March 22, 2004

fuck a duck and give it a buck 

something to say when it all goes wrong
guy 1 : dude, someone just robbed your house

guy 2 : well, fuck a duck and give it a buck!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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