Fuck Coffee 

Morning sex - used as a replacement for coffee to help accelerate the waking process.

Crystal: *wakes up* urggggh, I'm so hungover...I need a double espresso

Paula: uh, we're out of coffee beans...

Crystal: damn gurl, I need to be fucntional in an hour! Shall we have some fuck coffee instead?

Paula: Sure, just keep your morning breath away from me.

Fuck Coffee by CrystalLaCroix September 4, 2010

fuckoffee 

Hot beverage offered to co-workers that you hate, but try to get along with in sarcastic manner.

Hey fellas, anyone fuckoffee?

fuckoffee by monkey69 July 1, 2007

Fuckoffee 

It's like coffee

Only you still leave me alone
After I drink it

Let me finish my fuckoffee

Fuckoffee by Littletowner February 3, 2017

Fuccoffee 

A coffee date before 12pm, with the intention of getting laid

Fuccoffee, describing a sexy coffee date exchange

Fuccoffee by Aazza February 12, 2017