Fuck Me Runnin 

a phrase said when you are totally lost for words and do not know whats going on. as heard on the tv show "Daisy of Love" by the drunken Weasel right before he got eliminated on the second episode.

"Omg, i was home all alone makin fries in the oven and i went to open it to see if it was done and a huge puff of smoke came out. them shits were burnt. then the fire alarm started goin off so i ran over to shut it off and i fell. i was like 'oh fuck me runnin' "

Fuck Me Runnin by lmfaoooMiCHAEL May 31, 2009

Fuck me runnin' 

a) In a military context: Things are reigning down on you so hard and fast I.E. Stress, anger, the enemy, incoming fire etc.), your only logical response=FUCK ME RUNNIN b)When circumstances get so bad; Socially;economically; and or professionally. c) a run of bad luck you come to the conclusion the only chance of not getting screwed is Go ahead and try to...'Fuck me Runnin'.

My paycheck is lost, my car just died, I'm in the middle of finals! FUCK ME RUNNIN'!!!

Fuck me runnin' by TheLone-Eskimo May 1, 2011

fuck me running

its a expression of disbelief or amazement.

guy: i caught my dad smoking reefer last night.
girl: well fuck me running!

fuck me running by zero July 15, 2004

well fuck me running 

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

She has a twin? Well fuck me running

well fuck me running by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

fuck me running sideways 

What to say during a time of distress-as in o shit this sucks

Fuck me running sideways I'm tired

fuck me running sideways by meg~aroni&cheese November 11, 2007

fuck me running

Expression of amazement, disbelief or bewilderment.

Well, fuck me running, he won the lottery.

fuck me running by Brennus December 28, 2006

fuck me running backwards 

an expression of heightened disbelief at an incident or occurrence, similar to fuck me running, but implying even more depth of utter disbelief at that which is becoming known to you at the given moment. Denotes the purest amazement that the truly unthinkable has really just occurred.

John says, "Hey! Did you hear Hillary won the election?" and Fred says, "Well... Fuck me running backwards!"

fuck me running backwards by Hunter Farley May 13, 2008