FUCK ME IN 

to trick a dolphin who's going to bed by asking another to TUCK them in only to FUCK them with gummi bears rolling around the bed

the hispters by the AA store will start using it saying 'wow... i asked jamie to come over last night and she really fuck me in! ihiihiihiih"

FUCK ME IN by derrick the dolphin August 4, 2007

Fuck me in the ass day 

Fuck me in the ass day, a day where you can fuck someone in the ass
July 6

Person 1:Hey guys you know what day it is
EVERYONE: ITS FUCK ME IN THE ASS DAY!!!!
Person 1: don’t worry everyone will get there turn

Fuck me in the ass day by gh0st_bxnny25 October 18, 2019

Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally 

When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"

Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally by rms386 March 2, 2014

fuck me in the ozarks 

An epithet used to express extreme frustration. It's funny because it refers to Ned Beatty's character getting ass-rammed by hillbillies in the movie "Deliverance," while defeating the listener's expectation that an orifice, rather than a geographic location, will be mentioned as the terminal word. Originated by maddox.

"Fuck me in the Ozarks," screamed the alien when I threw water on him and he started melting.

fuck me in the ozarks by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally 

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave

*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally by Longretrodude January 8, 2017

Fuck me in the ear 

Or F-MITE, for short: an expression that attempts to fully convey the combined sentiments of utter disgust, contempt, shame, and anger with a pinch of quiet resignation to one's current circumstances... when things couldn't get much worse...when faced with two equally unattractive and unpalatable options.

I got a cut in pay AND I have genital warts? Plus your mother is coming to visit? Gah! Well, fuck me in the ear...

Fuck me in the ear by Scar01 November 7, 2010

fuck me in the ass 

1) an interjection used when something unexpected happens

2) an interjection used when something does not go as planned or as expected

3) a legitimate request for anal intercourse

1) Shit, that mouse kicked that cat's ass! Fuck me in the ass!

2) Dammit! The Minecraft server admin banned me! Fuck me in the ass!

3) Oh, yah, fuck me in the ass!

fuck me in the ass by russianwarrior November 19, 2013