fuck knob

1. A person who is completely clueless about how stupid they look and act.
2. A person who is an asshole and an idiot.
4. Some one who usually tries to screw people over but are too ignorant to accomplish it.
3. Related to the phrase "dumb as a door knob", except the person is also an asshole. They are a "fuck knob."

Synonyms: Dumbass, Moron, Idiot, Retard, Fucktard.

"My neighbor was caught on camera climbing my fence and urinating in my pool but denied it. What a fuck knob!!"

fuck knob by Bob Andweave August 7, 2007

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Fuck Knob

Another, less prurient, name for the male cock, penis, member, knob, rod, stiffy. Often referred to as an Engorged Fuck Knob when fully erect and rigid.

Kara loved to give head. She loved nothing more than to inhale her boyfriend's engorged Fuck Knob and suck him to completion.

Fuck Knob by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015

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fuck-knob • fuck • fuck tard • fuck you • fuck girl • Fuck Boi • fuck off • fuck nut • fuck up • fuck it

fuck knob

a dumb person or someone you cant stand

bob is a fuck knob he talks too much

fuck knob by wes elliott January 22, 2008

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fuck-knob

A stupid person whose only purpose is to waste oxygen. (See also douche bag)

"Get the hell out of my way, you fuck-knob!"

fuck-knob by vicfan March 23, 2004

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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