Fuck Gnome

An term used in extreme annoyance and fury to an individual exhibiting the characteristics of an obnoxious asshole, while being extremely unattractive, almost troll-like. A term first used in the early 60's to exemplify individuals who engaged in unprotected sex with many partners while being unable to afford devices for hair-removal. Over the years the term has varied in accordance with each generatonal use. From the late 70's to the mid 90's the term was once again changed to describe an extremely unattractive male actor in pornography, coined by comedian Pablo Garcia in his usual stand-up routine.

"Baby shut the fuck up, you fuckin Fuck Gnome, Damn!!!"

by Pab G. October 20, 2008

Fuck Gnomes

the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.

Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.

by joor79 August 9, 2018

fuckenomenal

A state of such exceptional being / experience that it is fucking phenomenal.

Beyond phenomenal - expressed for a mature audience, often relating to a sexual act.

Used to express a good "holy fucking shit" experience.

We only had 63 minutes, but it was fuckenomenal!

by Major Tony Nelson November 27, 2013

Fuckenomenal

The act of being fucking phenomenal.

Dude, that party last night was fuckenomenal!

by fortheages May 4, 2010

fucknomenal

phenomenal. like a fuck. a fuck thats phenomenal.

this katy perry album is absolutely fucknomenal.

by kiss out the jams May 27, 2008

Fuckonometry

There are so many...where to start?
1.Whack-ass trigonometry.
2.What one calls trigonometry when it starts to get all fucky.

3.The branch of fuckematics dealing with the relations, sides and angels of all things fucked up.

Professor: Solve this problem
Class: We ...don't know how, you haven't shown us how to....???
Professor: figure it out
Class: i...wh...how?.....jesus fucking christ, trig is bullshit....trigonometry, more like fuckonometry

by PharmD4me May 25, 2018

Fuckonometry

The Prediction, Calculation, Measurement, and Severity of one or more Situations in which everything involved is in the Fucked state of existence.

Person 1 "I just found out that my girlfriend of 5 years is actually my cousin who went missing 17 years ago and she knew the entire time!"

Person 2 "Bro that's some serious Fuckonometry!"

by RodTony October 8, 2020