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Fuck Gnome 

An term used in extreme annoyance and fury to an individual exhibiting the characteristics of an obnoxious asshole, while being extremely unattractive, almost troll-like. A term first used in the early 60's to exemplify individuals who engaged in unprotected sex with many partners while being unable to afford devices for hair-removal. Over the years the term has varied in accordance with each generatonal use. From the late 70's to the mid 90's the term was once again changed to describe an extremely unattractive male actor in pornography, coined by comedian Pablo Garcia in his usual stand-up routine.
"Baby shut the fuck up, you fuckin Fuck Gnome, Damn!!!"
Fuck Gnome by Pab G. October 20, 2008
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Fuck Gnomes 

the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.
Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.
Fuck Gnomes by joor79 August 9, 2018
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fuckenomenal 

A state of such exceptional being / experience that it is fucking phenomenal.

Beyond phenomenal - expressed for a mature audience, often relating to a sexual act.

Used to express a good "holy fucking shit" experience.
We only had 63 minutes, but it was fuckenomenal!
fuckenomenal by Major Tony Nelson November 27, 2013

Fuckenomenal 

The act of being fucking phenomenal.
Dude, that party last night was fuckenomenal!
Fuckenomenal by fortheages May 4, 2010

fucknomenal

phenomenal. like a fuck. a fuck thats phenomenal.
this katy perry album is absolutely fucknomenal.

Fuckonometry

There are so many...where to start?
1.Whack-ass trigonometry.
2.What one calls trigonometry when it starts to get all fucky.

3.The branch of fuckematics dealing with the relations, sides and angels of all things fucked up.
Professor: Solve this problem
Class: We ...don't know how, you haven't shown us how to....???
Professor: figure it out
Class: i...wh...how?.....jesus fucking christ, trig is bullshit....trigonometry, more like fuckonometry
Fuckonometry by PharmD4me May 25, 2018

Fuckonometry

The Prediction, Calculation, Measurement, and Severity of one or more Situations in which everything involved is in the Fucked state of existence.
Person 1 "I just found out that my girlfriend of 5 years is actually my cousin who went missing 17 years ago and she knew the entire time!"

Person 2 "Bro that's some serious Fuckonometry!"
Fuckonometry by RodTony October 8, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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