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Fuck, shawty, fuck

A phrase one may utter out loud, or too themselves when hanging out with a girl while being impaired off various substances. Often times the fucked up individual will be making a fool of themselves in this situation through their awkward behavior, twitching, sweating, and in some cases regurgitation. A person involved in this situation can also be referred to as being “fuck, shawty, fucked
Steve: How did your date go? Did you go back to her place?

Robert: Didn’t go too well. I was so “fuck, shawty, fucked” around her. She definitely knew I was off hella edibles.
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Shawty Wanna Fuck

The greatest song you've never heard, a chad masterpiece
Dude-bro1: Wanna listen to Shawty Wanna Fuck?
Dude-bro2: Hell yeah bro, it's my favorite song
Shawty Wanna Fuck by gayasswhale August 27, 2020

Shawty wanna fuck

The greatest song in the 21th century , some may say its the greatest song in history.
Moist: wanna listen to shawty wanna fuck ?
You: all day everyday
Shawty wanna fuck by sorath May 9, 2022
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026