Frumpscare 

A jumpscare, but relating to France.

A: *Sends photo of French map*
B: Holy fuck, please warn me before sending that! I just got a frumpscare!

Frumpscare by TransponderSnail June 3, 2023

TrumpScare

TrumpScare - Republican's Health Care Proposal

If TrumpScare passes, 23 Million people will lose their health insurance, and many others may die.

TrumpScare by Katmai June 15, 2017

Frumpcake

A person who is unintelligent, confused easily, often makes mistakes, or is plain stupid.

Oh My God your such a frumpcake

Frumpcake by MasterFrump September 11, 2011

rumpscare 

A play on word jumpscare from horror genre media.

A fart that makes the people who hear it flinch, because it's very loud and came from someone they thought was asleep or didn't know was there.

This is why you should always use your abs and fart as loudly as possible. Accidentally crapping your pants must be an urban legend. It would've happened to me a hundred times by now if it was a real thing.

(Wake up in bed, hear wife nearby on couch, fire off fartillery shell)

Wife: "Omg you scared the baby! He jumped!" (the baby is a cat)
Me: "Oh no!! I'm sorry kitty!!

(after consoling the baby, we realize it was funny, and wife is a Five Nights at Freddy's fan)
Me: "It was a rumpscare"

rumpscare by Some rando idk April 20, 2024