Urban Dictionary: Definitions by TransponderSnail

Frumpscare

A: *Sends photo of French map*
B: Holy fuck, please warn me before sending that! I just got a frumpscare!

Merch

When someone rides a man’s prostate until it hurts him in a non-kinky, rather painful way.

Nick: “Damn, you look rough. Are you okay?”

Anthony: “Dude, she was wronging my hog until I felt like rashers crisping in hell’s ninth layer.”

Merch

The verbal expression of completion. Originally said by Kamala Harris when Joe Biden won the election.

Person One: Holy sh*t! I just won the competition!
Person Two: ~We did it, Joe~ *Verbal dilution into relieved mumbling*

Merch

Tom: Yo, have you seen? Lewis has really been on a sigma grustle to get his GCSEs.

Merch