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a girl who is straight up lumpy, frumpy, bumpy, and pretty much anything else that ends in umpy. if there is anything else. also, she's not a lesbian or tomboy, she just doesn't know how to look pretty or shapely. she also often wears old lady clothes, but not in a cute urban outfitters way, just a frumps way. if you still dont know what frumps is, keep a look out and you'll eventually see a frumps, i promise you.
holy frumps, that girls got a bad fuckin case of the frumps. , you know that girl in our math class, im sorry, but shes just straight up frumps.
frumps by beavertoothjones October 1, 2010
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Mumple Frumps 

When a dudes balls/scrotum is completely covered with pubic hair.
Yesterday while in the shower after practice, me and all the guys on the team noticed that Josh has mumple frumps.
Mumple Frumps by surfer20 May 19, 2005

Mumple Frumps 

Balls so hairy that they are not visible to the naked eye.
Holy crap! My dads got mumple frumps!
Mumple Frumps by MacW October 22, 2003

Lane Frumps 

The awkardly malformed, obese, or otherwise odd-looking bums that hang around in bowling alleys.
Dude, take a look at those lane frumps-that one's obese on one side and all shriveled on the other!
Lane Frumps by Bjorkish October 26, 2007

Frumpy dyke 

You probably heard it from David Chappelle's Netflix special "The Closer".

Dyke: a word used to refer to lesbians; a term that lesbians use in gay circles; originally a derogatory term for lesbians, now often used with pride.

Frumpy: A female with lack of concern for appearance; clothing style that usually consists of bagging; careless slothing; no style; considerably out of shape.

So, a ''frumpy dyke'' is ''a lesbian with lack of concern for appearance, from clothes to body shape''.
'I would consider myself a feminist, and I didn't even know that at the time. All these years I thought it meant frumpy dyke'.
Frumpy dyke by riatoj December 26, 2021
*Frumple* be *round* and yet *lumpy*. So bad!!!
It is better not to *frumple* or else there is so much problems.
Frumple by camper February 7, 2004

frump and dump 

The process of going out with an attractive girl, making her your girlfriend, making her fat and ugly, then breaking up with her. This probably needs to be done by a fairly attractive and rich man. To frump the girl, he would need to get them to eat more but workout less.
"Man that hottie is such a bitch. I'm going to frump and dump her to teach her a lesson"
frump and dump by MonkeyCum September 4, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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