Bjorkish's definitions

Alec

The feeling you get when extremely tired and begin to feel mystical and wise, when you're really just fucking delirious.

He was getting all alec on me; I had to bitchslap his ass.

by Bjorkish October 26, 2007

Lane Frumps

The awkardly malformed, obese, or otherwise odd-looking bums that hang around in bowling alleys.

Dude, take a look at those lane frumps-that one's obese on one side and all shriveled on the other!

by Bjorkish October 26, 2007