Lane Frumps

The awkardly malformed, obese, or otherwise odd-looking bums that hang around in bowling alleys.

Dude, take a look at those lane frumps-that one's obese on one side and all shriveled on the other!

by Bjorkish October 26, 2007

Alec

The feeling you get when extremely tired and begin to feel mystical and wise, when you're really just fucking delirious.

He was getting all alec on me; I had to bitchslap his ass.

by Bjorkish October 26, 2007