A frumpy hipster. A hipster who is frumpy in appearance and unlikely to be sociable. Generally thinks they’re “too cool” to be anywhere, yet their appearance and demeanor beg otherwise. Lazy or dated outfits. Often scaling from across the bar at the girls who are having fun. An arrogant killjoy.
I wanted to get a round of drinks, but the frumpster sitting at the bar wouldn’t allow me access to the bartender.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'