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Frumpster
A frumpy hipster. A hipster who is frumpy in appearance and unlikely to be sociable. Generally thinks they’re “too cool” to be anywhere, yet their appearance and demeanor beg otherwise. Lazy or dated outfits. Often scaling from across the bar at the girls who are having fun. An arrogant killjoy.
I wanted to get a round of drinks, but the frumpster sitting at the bar wouldn’t allow me access to the bartender.
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Trumpster Fire
1. When a leader creates a controversy to distract the public from another issue.
- the same way that if you lit a dumpster on fire out front of your building everybody focuses on the flames, not the paperwork.
2. A logical fallacy, a subtype of the 'Red Herring'
- the same way that if you lit a dumpster on fire out front of your building everybody focuses on the flames, not the paperwork.
2. A logical fallacy, a subtype of the 'Red Herring'
Ignore that crazy tweet, its just a Trumpster Fire focus on the real issue.
Here he goes again, lighting Trumpster Fires instead of answering questions.
Here he goes again, lighting Trumpster Fires instead of answering questions.
Trumpster Fire by KrazieKanuck January 27, 2017
Frippster
A hipster devoted to Progressive Rock and associated music. (jazz, jam, post-rock, progressive metal, etc.)
Their music may include the likes of Yes, King Crimson, Geneis, Pink Floyd or more modern bands such as Porcupine Tree or Dream Theater.
The name is a portmanteau of hipster and Robert Fripp. Fripp is the leader of the first Progressive Rock band ever: King Crimson.
Being a frippster is a paradox considering the former massive popularity of progressive rock. But since it is starting to come back into the limelight with acts such as The Mars Volta and Dream Theater, these hipsters relish saying they liked it before it was cool...
again.
Their music may include the likes of Yes, King Crimson, Geneis, Pink Floyd or more modern bands such as Porcupine Tree or Dream Theater.
The name is a portmanteau of hipster and Robert Fripp. Fripp is the leader of the first Progressive Rock band ever: King Crimson.
Being a frippster is a paradox considering the former massive popularity of progressive rock. But since it is starting to come back into the limelight with acts such as The Mars Volta and Dream Theater, these hipsters relish saying they liked it before it was cool...
again.
Bro 1: Oh man look at that hipster over there!
Bro 2: That's not a hipster that's a frippster.
Bro 1: What's a frippster?
Bro 2: A hipster that loves prog.
Bro 1: Respects.
Bro 2: That's not a hipster that's a frippster.
Bro 1: What's a frippster?
Bro 2: A hipster that loves prog.
Bro 1: Respects.
Frippster by TheMerryWebSir December 25, 2012
trumpster fire
The resulting disastrous state of a government after an unqualified person is voted in with the vague promise of changing things.
trumpster fire by YeliwCoyote November 16, 2016
trumpster babies
Infants abandoned because women will stop having access to birth control via the Affordable Care Act when it's repealed, and won't be able to get an abortion because it will become a felony.
The years following the repeal of Obamacare led to a wave of trumpster babies found abandoned throughout the country.
trumpster babies by SCY1001 January 20, 2017
frusterbate
This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.
"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.
frusterbate by running out of patience May 2, 2009