frumpet 

A woman who is both a frump and a strumpet. A bagger who is a slut. A whore who is also a Cleveland Brown. A butterface who will gladly put out. Frump + strumpet = frumpet.

Amy is such a frumpet. She isn't good looking, but she'll put out for just about any guy.

frumpet by PMax March 9, 2008

Frumpet 

A brasswind instrument made by Getzen from the 1960s - 1980s that was intended as a cross between a trumpet and a french horn and usually keyed in F (with an Eb tuning slide as well). It was notorious for its tricky intonation.

"That trumpet is huge!"
"Actually, it's a frumpet. Kinda line an alto trumpet, but mellower."

Frumpet by Mr. Initial Man September 4, 2013

frumpet 

A person to takes a bath and farts or makes a stinky under the water.Than watches the bubbles come up and eats them.

I like being a frumpet while I am in the tub.

frumpet by "Gibson" July 27, 2006

strapeing the frumpet 

posh word for wanking

I bet lady die died while strapeping the frumpet

strapeing the frumpet by poosoap April 13, 2005

flumpety dumpkin 

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

frumptable 

A manner of dress that while providing ample amounts of comfort also appears bedraggled and disheveled.

Dressing frumpily in order to attain comfort.

When I got home Friday afternoon, I donned my sweats and my toe socks and plopped on the couch, and was all kinds of frumptable...

frumptable by Jennifer Lankenau August 1, 2007

Frumpt

A sexual act where two women rub their hoo-has together while clothed.

My hoo-ha is chafed. Shouldn’t have frumpted with Rebethany all night last night.

Frumpt by The_Frumptingest April 26, 2023