Fruit Fu 

Fruit Fu is a martial art that uses fruit and other produce as weapons

Fruit Fu Master: Haha, I attack you by smashing a watermelon on your head

and squirting lemons into your eyes

Victim: arghhhh, that stings!

Fruit Fu master: submit or else i will break out my celery nunchucks.

Fruit Fu by ActionDan September 25, 2010

fruit fucker 

An anthropomorphic fruit juicing device, found at wordPenny Arcade/word.

Hot Damn! My Fruit Fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin

fruit fucker by G\'eater June 10, 2003

Pansy Ass Fruit Fuck 

A gay person who is scared shitless

Just jump! Your being a pansy ass fruit fuck.

Pansy Ass Fruit Fuck by The Adjonasis July 6, 2016

fruit fucker 

Popular comic character from the humor website known as penny arcade. Dangerous juicer device which looks like a combination of Bender from "Futurama" and R2-D2. Has been known to seriously violate an orange or two. Has a slogan: "Drink my juice. It's fucking nutritious."

Make fruit your bitch with the Fruit Fucker 2000.

fruit fucker by rhcbulldog July 22, 2004

Fruit-fucker 2000 

A small automatic device used for the erotic juicing of various fruit.
Orginally promoted by Penny-Arcade.

Hot damn! My Fruit-fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin!

Fruit-fucker 2000 by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Fruit fuck 

One that gets horny from fruit.

You should see Jen when she is around bananas.

Fruit fuck by Terri March 2, 2004

gourmet fucking fruit gels 

A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"

Gourmet fucking fruit gels brah

gourmet fucking fruit gels by Suckindickforcocaine November 18, 2017