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fruit fucker
fruit fucker by G\'eater June 10, 2003
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fruit fucker
Popular comic character from the humor website known as penny arcade. Dangerous juicer device which looks like a combination of Bender from "Futurama" and R2-D2. Has been known to seriously violate an orange or two. Has a slogan: "Drink my juice. It's fucking nutritious."
fruit fucker by rhcbulldog July 22, 2004
Fruit-fucker 2000
A small automatic device used for the erotic juicing of various fruit.
Orginally promoted by Penny-Arcade.
Orginally promoted by Penny-Arcade.
Fruit-fucker 2000 by Anonymous October 14, 2003
Fruit fuck
Fruit fuck by Terri March 2, 2004
gourmet fucking fruit gels
A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"
gourmet fucking fruit gels by Suckindickforcocaine November 18, 2017
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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