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frozen pizza

When a male jizzes on a frozen pizza and returns it back to the freezer to refreeze it. Then he bakes for his friends.
Yo man, want some frozen pizza?
frozen pizza by Bennyboi0026 August 7, 2021

Deep Dish Frozen Pizza 

A piece of shit that is not actually deserving of the name "Pizza." This is not pizza, it is a rock that has been painted red and brown/yellow. There is no reason for anyone to ever under any circumstance to consume this.
Nobody is that down bad to eat the shit that is Deep Dish Frozen Pizza.
Deep Dish Frozen Pizza by rec0885 December 7, 2021

Katie’s frozen pizza hole

To accomplish this delicacy one must crack open a ultra scream yeah pour over the katies hole outside on a cold winter day then take a piece of pizza and smear it on the hole and enjoy
John was excited for the first frost that cold Michigan night because Kate was coming over and he was having Katie’s frozen pizza hole

frozen supermarket pizzas 

capable of being cooked to perfection by a nuclear explosion at a certain distance of the radius
"Did you know that during a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection?"

"I never knew that fam."

frozenpizzafart 

frozenpizzafart is one of the most beautiful, smart, attractive people in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD, frozenpizzafart deserved the best head from a carti fan and will happily devote themselves to become a housewife to their soccer player boyfriend... frozenpizzafart is very cool and laid back and everyone should love them PLUS THEY TOUCH BREAD
“wow is that frozenpizzafart”
“she should love me fr fr”
“AND HER FAMOUS SOCCER PLAYER BF”