Frozen Pizza

The best type of pizza to exist. You can customise it to your liking even to the bake time!

Person 1: you want a frozen pizza?

Person2: YESSS?!!?!?!?!?!?

by forzadude June 11, 2023

Deep Dish Frozen Pizza

A piece of shit that is not actually deserving of the name "Pizza." This is not pizza, it is a rock that has been painted red and brown/yellow. There is no reason for anyone to ever under any circumstance to consume this.

Nobody is that down bad to eat the shit that is Deep Dish Frozen Pizza.

by rec0885 December 7, 2021

frozen pizza

When a male jizzes on a frozen pizza and returns it back to the freezer to refreeze it. Then he bakes for his friends.

Yo man, want some frozen pizza?

by Bennyboi0026 August 7, 2021

frozen supermarket pizzas

capable of being cooked to perfection by a nuclear explosion at a certain distance of the radius

"Did you know that during a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection?"

"I never knew that fam."

by The Local Tax Agent June 4, 2024