The
instantaneous contact of a cold deserted
toilet seat(often found in Modern public restrooms or outhouses) to your buttocks, causing a
clenching feeling similar to bathing in a swedish tub of ice naked
Friend: "Dude, what took you so long? We've been waiting for half an hour now!"
Me: "While you
relished your warmth of
clothing, I was forced to suffer at
the hands of Frost Cheeks."