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Frontag

The day between "Freitag" german for friday and "Montag" german for monday
Was machst du am Frontag? (what are u doing on frontag?)
by xOnlyMe March 28, 2018
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roblox frontpage

games that aren't even that fucking fun that somehow got popular
Guy1: Hey do you want to play *insert roblox frontpage game name here*?
Guy2: No.
by makerobloxgreatagain October 23, 2019
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Frontal Scoop

1. when a male, instead of wiping from the back, wipes his anus from the front going between his legs and under his ballsack, thus for easier and more convenient viewing pleasure of the soiled toilet paper

2. wiping the anus from the front because your mother never potty trained you correctly
1. Yeah I walked in on him taking a dump and he was doing the frontal scoop. It was weird.
by Stevey Beavers March 23, 2012
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Frottaging

A type of perverted sexual solace performed by men against completely innocent members of the public, often in full view of their compatriots. It is normally associated with inverted men, but can also be performed by normal males against females. An inverted or normal man will select his frottaging ‘victim’ in, say, a crowded train, and approach them in as innocent a manner as possible. They will then rub their genital area or loins against them in an act of simulated sex before making off as quickly as possible. Most disgusting. Young ladies have also been victims to this disgraceful practice, and I urge you all to be very wary of young men who approach you in public areas!
‘Fred was bending over in the shop, tying his shoelaces, when a bloke came up behind him and started frottaging him, thrusting his loins against Fred’s bum. Fred turned around and the bloke made off like lightening.’
by Colonel Barnaby January 20, 2023
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mc frontalot

Forerunner of nerdcore hiphop, independant artist. He is a gangster as he rides his bike without a helmet, commits mail fraud, and steals unlicensed samples.
So i heard tellin ya g to about the back up off me bat.
by en sto December 12, 2003
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Frontal wipe

The act of wiping ones ass from the front as if they were wiping their pussy.
That Jew kahny got his balls shitty after a frontal wipe.
by Bskinns August 6, 2012
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frontal corndog

like a regular corndog, when you knee someone in the anus. the frontal corndog is a well deserved knee to the nutsack (balls).
i just gave rita a frontal corndog and he fell on the floor crying.
by shlee & shlee July 4, 2008
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