Front Seat Back Seat 

The act of eating pussy from the front seat while the lady is spread eagle in the back seat. A terrible sex position and not recommended.

Christian: Yesterday I front seat back seated Zoe
Everyone: Gross dude

Front Seat Back Seat by johnthebaptist6969 December 9, 2022

front-seat back-seat dilemma 

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."

front-seat back-seat dilemma by Word Bendo April 13, 2011

Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma 

When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to kick it in the front seat, or sit in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.

Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. Which seat can I taaaaaaakke?

-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.

Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma by RoboCat April 11, 2011

Front seat, Back seat syndrome 

A rare condition in which one cannot decide which seat to take, even though only one actual seat is available. This is generally caused by a mental defect of some sort.

Eric: I cant decide which seat i should take on the bus sometimes. I think I may have Front seat, Back seat syndrome.

Front seat, Back seat syndrome by Jim Sominsummthin July 20, 2011