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a big fucking retard
Merc is a fucking foolass.
foolass by joshmerc November 27, 2006
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Frogass fake french word describes a great warrior. This is a lie i tell mt friends so they think the character in the game i am playing is cool.
Frogass is a great warrior
frogass by Bigus wigus June 18, 2021
The action of flossing with an icicle.
I decided to froloss yesterday. It went quite well.
froloss by tmak0426 February 27, 2021

Foolassing

To mess around/waste time doing frivolous activities
Yer always late because ye'd be foolassing around the house doing small jobs

(On the way out the door) What are you doing? Sher you're only foolassing now, would you come on!
Foolassing by Absywabsy July 20, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026