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Used to acknowledge the start of an erection.
Other word forms - froinker
(hot girl walks by)
Friend 1: Froink!
Friend 2: Dude, don't tell me that shit...

(pause)

Friend 2: ...froink...
froink by J to the Double L O May 30, 2006
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Janice: Hey are you coming out with us tonight?

You: Haha, no froink you Janice!

Janice: Okay! See you later.

You: Ha, no you won’t froink you Janice!!
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Fronking 

Did you see Hunter fronking earlier?
Fronking by jeremigleosis April 24, 2019

Foinkadoink 

Could be used as an insult or as something to swear too. Commonly used by dinksters
Goddamn foinkadoink!
Foinkadoink by Dinkster July 22, 2019

Frinkahedron 

"This is a 3-dimensional object known as a cube, or a Frinkahedron, in honor of its discoverer."

-Professor John Frink, The Simpsons
A frinkahedron has 6 sides.
Frinkahedron by Mark April 22, 2004
Adjective: A combination of the words "Frisky" and "Kinky" in relation to singer / songwriter Morrissey. The most popular thread on several fan forums, producing over 2 million views, and growing. The word can also be seen on fan made signs at Morrissey's concerts. I.e., "You Are Too Frinky."

Verb: To Frink. To post Frinky photos on the fan forums and to enjoy looking at said photos.
Did you see the latest Frinky photo of Morrissey? He and the band are wearing 7" records - and nothing else.

Close the door, I'm Frinking!
Frinky by Frink Fans June 22, 2010

Professor Frink 

Scientist-like person on The Simpsons that tends to mumble and use the word "glayven" a lot
Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, he likes to run, and then the thing, with the......... person.....oh boy.... that monkey is gonna pay.
Professor Frink by The Neiler July 10, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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