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Frivileges

When you lose your privileges to someone else's fridge or pantry, typically a family member.
"He didn't put back any drinks after taking the last cold one out of the fridge, he's going to lose his frivileges at my house"
Frivileges by FuriousJohn July 22, 2024

London privileges 

A reference made to someones credentials within the London area. Can be used to force un-privileged people to perform certain actions or requests.
Ben : "Can i have some water? i got dirty dry mouth"

Josh : "naaa bruv u aint got no London privileges"

David : "Init fam, ben push me on my bike cos i cant be arsed to pedal"

Ben : "alright...."

nae nae privileges 

A special privilege that allow you to nae nae without people calling you cringe. People will often want you to hand them over, but it is very special.
Your nae nae privileges, hand them over.

Birthday Privileges 

Birthday privileges are decreed as the following:

1. The birthdayee does NOT pay for drinks, food, movies, lap dances or anything other expense in exchange for money. Everything is to be paid for my external involve parties in or out of celebration for the birthdayee. (This does not include car insurance, medical bills and the like.)

2. The period of privileges last no more then the 24 hours of the day that the birthday resides. For example, 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM on March 8 in the year 2010 is definitively one period of birthday privilege.

3. The option to be chauffeured and not to operate a motor vehicle for the duration of the period of privilege due to possible substance intoxications and other externalities exists at the birthdayee's discretion.

4. The course of events that unfold throught the period of privilege are completely at the discretion of the birthdayee.
"Can you get that for me"?
"Why? you have money."
"Birthday privileges bro!"

"Meet us there?"
"Pick me up!"
"why?"
"Birthday privileges..."

friends with privileges 

An acquaintance with whom a person has consensual sexual interests, sex partner.
First person: Dude, do you really like Daniele?

Second person: Are you crazy, we are just friends with privileges.

behind the counter privileges 

1) The opportunity to go behind the counter at your favourite coffee shop.
2) An understood privilege to get beyond second base with someone.
I have behind the counter privileges at the coffee shop, and now I can get hot water whenever I want!