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on the fritz 

When something stops working, malfunctions, or acts in a way contrary to its usual manner.
I would've called you, but my phone is on the fritz.
on the fritz by kid chameleon January 14, 2004

Fritz the Cat

Fritz the Cat is a mother-fucking badass.
Fritz the Cat by Elizabeth Bliss August 15, 2011

plug in the fritz. 

Origin from South Australia.

A local euphemism for "sexual intercourse".
She's a bit of an alright aye? Wouldn't mind getting an invitation to plug in the fritz.

Tell me more? Tell me more? did you plug in the fritz?
plug in the fritz. by ShitAdelaide February 21, 2017

On the fritz 

Used to refer to when things temporarily break down.

Now used to describe a person or persons falsely imprisoning and raping family members, similar to being 'on the rob'.
'I haven't seen Dave for a while'
'I hear he's on the fritz'
On the fritz by msra8 January 5, 2010

The Fritz Conspiracy 

The fritz conspiracy says that after a good party at home, everyone must visit the fritz.
Dude, we had such a crazy party. Now we have to get rid of all the champagne bottles. Shit, we're going to have to go to Fritz. It's a conspiracy, by Fritz! The Fritz Conspiracy again!

on the fritz 

the act of being crazy high
“ guys I’m on the fuckin fritz right now”

“yoo how much did you smoke? you were on the fritz last night”
on the fritz by Cpbartwtylt13 February 15, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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