Jack: "Hey Jill, do you know who Little Boy Blue is?"

Jill: "No, Jack. I don't think I've ever heard of him. Why?"

Jack: "Well, he just sent me a friend request and I don't remember him or recognize him from his picture."

Jill: "Ah, a case of friendnesia, eh? I get that sometimes too."

Friendnesia by Word Johnson November 10, 2011

FriendFuck

Fucking one of your friends just once, only to never have any sexual content ever again.

Dude, me and Cathy friendfucked.

FriendFuck by The Adjonasis June 16, 2016

friendjack

verb. upon breaking up with a partner, the partner steals all the friends that you've had during the relationship, leaving you friendless.

Bitch friendjacked me!
She friendjacked the shit out of him when they broke up.
He was the victim of a serious friendjacking.

friendjack by Mudbone February 1, 2008

Friendectomy

Process of removing a friend, who has become too agonizing, from your friends list.

My Facebook needs a Friendectomy because this douche bag keeps poking me.

Friendectomy by marcojmt February 1, 2009

Friendsick

When you really miss your friends from camp but you have to leave and not see them for an entire year and you get really sad cuz u miss them.

My friends always march to the beet with me and yell like hell but now they’re gone. I’m so friendsick.

Friendsick by GUCIkid July 14, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026