Friendneck

A friend with a white working-class background, generally from a rural area owning large trucks and lots of guns.

I went out cow-tipping in the dually with some friendnecks late last night as an initiation to Southern Style living being a native of NY.

by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise May 14, 2011

Friendsick

When you really miss your friends from camp but you have to leave and not see them for an entire year and you get really sad cuz u miss them.

My friends always march to the beet with me and yell like hell but now they’re gone. I’m so friendsick.

by GUCIkid July 14, 2018

Friendnesia

Friendnesia is when you don't remember or recognize the person who has sent you a friend request on Facebook.

Jack: "Hey Jill, do you know who Little Boy Blue is?"

Jill: "No, Jack. I don't think I've ever heard of him. Why?"

Jack: "Well, he just sent me a friend request and I don't remember him or recognize him from his picture."

Jill: "Ah, a case of friendnesia, eh? I get that sometimes too."

by Word Johnson November 10, 2011

FriendFuck

Fucking one of your friends just once, only to never have any sexual content ever again.

Dude, me and Cathy friendfucked.

by The Adjonasis June 16, 2016

friendjack

verb. upon breaking up with a partner, the partner steals all the friends that you've had during the relationship, leaving you friendless.

Bitch friendjacked me!
She friendjacked the shit out of him when they broke up.
He was the victim of a serious friendjacking.

by Mudbone February 1, 2008

Friendectomy

Process of removing a friend, who has become too agonizing, from your friends list.

My Facebook needs a Friendectomy because this douche bag keeps poking me.

by marcojmt February 1, 2009

Friendsick

When you really miss your friends from camp but you have to leave and not see them for an entire year and you get really sad cuz u miss them.

My friends always march to the beet with me and yell like hell but now they’re gone. I’m so friendsick.

by GUCIkid July 14, 2018