Friendectomy

Process of removing a friend, who has become too agonizing, from your friends list.

My Facebook needs a Friendectomy because this douche bag keeps poking me.

Friendectomy by marcojmt February 1, 2009

friendectomy

When you're trying to hit on someone in a bar, but in order to make progress you need to cut loose his or her friend (because they are unattractive, annoying, etc.). This can be extremely difficult if the friend is a woman, as these friends typically don't like to be pushed aside, and will actively try to ruin the night for the potential couple.

"That girl was totally feeling me, but her fat friend was pissed off that there wasn't a wingman for her, so I had to pull a friendectomy."

friendectomy by FrankTheTank12345 February 14, 2010

Friendectomy

Noun.
1. The process of selectively removing persons deemed offensive, disrespectful, or having questionable motives from one's social circle or collection of friends.
2. In social media, e.g. Facebook, MySpace, Google, Twitter, the process of deleting, removing or "unfriending" such persons from one's friends or contact list.

I'm about to perform a Facebook friendectomy because the things she keeps saying on my page are just plain stupid.

Friendectomy by RobFather-X January 8, 2013

de-friendectomy 

The act of cutting out the de-friending of a Facebook friend. In other words, adding someone back after they are removed from the friend list on someone's Facebook page.

Joe was de-friended?? no way! Bob needs to perform a Joe de-friendectomy, i.e. re-friend Joe now!

de-friendectomy by skibumdoc May 14, 2010

frenectomy 

surgical removal of the frenum, a membrane that lies just under the tongue and that restricts its movement, giving rise to speaking problems.

After frenectomy, the boy could speak distinctly.

frenectomy by uttam maharjan January 15, 2011