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friendbait 

-friends that you add on a site like Facebook and MySpace just so you can have more friends
You added Joe! Do u even kno him? No he's just friendbait
friendbait by Joe1010101 April 27, 2010

Friendlanthropist

A good friend that is always chivalrous and treats their companions to nice things, in a non-bribey and all too genuine way.
"You always get me things and treat me at places, you're such a friendlanthropist."

FRIENDFAIL 

Sebastian: (something really funny)

...

Sebastian: am i here?

Samantha: dang, i stepped away.

...

Sebastian: am i here? you were supposed to laugh hysterically.
Samantha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sebastian: FRIENDFAIL
FRIENDFAIL by withsebastian April 19, 2009

Friendfatuated 

Being so inexplicably drawn to a friend that it blurs the line of what is reasonable of a platonic relationship.
I'm so friendfatuated, that I check my email every two minutes from him while my husband's sitting next to me.
Friendfatuated by wwleaderamy March 21, 2010

Friendafits 

Short formed of friends with benefits.

This entails: two friendly friends who hook up to realease sexual tension as a favour to each other.

This short form is usually used in textual messages, by teenage girls, and lazy people who do not like the sound B makes.

See also, fuck buddy.
Pam: Hey Andy, can we hook up some time?
Aaron: Sure, lets get our horny on!
Pam: Awesome, I could really use some friendafits, most deff!
Friendafits by ItsJustSam! September 1, 2010

friendfish

Someone on dating apps whose profile pics are them with their more attractive friends, so you think you’re swiping right on the hot friend and not them.
He friendfished me pretty good until I asked him to take a selfie
friendfish by JoJammyJay September 16, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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