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friendbait 

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-friends that you add on a site like Facebook and MySpace just so you can have more friends
You added Joe! Do u even kno him? No he's just friendbait
friendbait by Joe1010101 April 27, 2010

Friendlanthropist

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A good friend that is always chivalrous and treats their companions to nice things, in a non-bribey and all too genuine way.
"You always get me things and treat me at places, you're such a friendlanthropist."

FRIENDFAIL 

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Sebastian: (something really funny)

...

Sebastian: am i here?

Samantha: dang, i stepped away.

...

Sebastian: am i here? you were supposed to laugh hysterically.
Samantha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sebastian: FRIENDFAIL
FRIENDFAIL by withsebastian April 19, 2009

Friendfatuated 

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Being so inexplicably drawn to a friend that it blurs the line of what is reasonable of a platonic relationship.
I'm so friendfatuated, that I check my email every two minutes from him while my husband's sitting next to me.
Friendfatuated by wwleaderamy March 21, 2010

Friendafits 

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Short formed of friends with benefits.

This entails: two friendly friends who hook up to realease sexual tension as a favour to each other.

This short form is usually used in textual messages, by teenage girls, and lazy people who do not like the sound B makes.

See also, fuck buddy.
Pam: Hey Andy, can we hook up some time?
Aaron: Sure, lets get our horny on!
Pam: Awesome, I could really use some friendafits, most deff!
Friendafits by ItsJustSam! September 1, 2010

friendfish

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Someone on dating apps whose profile pics are them with their more attractive friends, so you think you’re swiping right on the hot friend and not them.
He friendfished me pretty good until I asked him to take a selfie
friendfish by JoJammyJay September 16, 2022
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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