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friendbait 

-friends that you add on a site like Facebook and MySpace just so you can have more friends
You added Joe! Do u even kno him? No he's just friendbait
friendbait by Joe1010101 April 27, 2010

Friendlanthropist

A good friend that is always chivalrous and treats their companions to nice things, in a non-bribey and all too genuine way.
"You always get me things and treat me at places, you're such a friendlanthropist."

FRIENDFAIL 

Sebastian: (something really funny)

...

Sebastian: am i here?

Samantha: dang, i stepped away.

...

Sebastian: am i here? you were supposed to laugh hysterically.
Samantha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sebastian: FRIENDFAIL
FRIENDFAIL by withsebastian April 19, 2009

Friendfatuated 

Being so inexplicably drawn to a friend that it blurs the line of what is reasonable of a platonic relationship.
I'm so friendfatuated, that I check my email every two minutes from him while my husband's sitting next to me.
Friendfatuated by wwleaderamy March 21, 2010

Friendafits 

Short formed of friends with benefits.

This entails: two friendly friends who hook up to realease sexual tension as a favour to each other.

This short form is usually used in textual messages, by teenage girls, and lazy people who do not like the sound B makes.

See also, fuck buddy.
Pam: Hey Andy, can we hook up some time?
Aaron: Sure, lets get our horny on!
Pam: Awesome, I could really use some friendafits, most deff!
Friendafits by ItsJustSam! September 1, 2010

friendfish

Someone on dating apps whose profile pics are them with their more attractive friends, so you think you’re swiping right on the hot friend and not them.
He friendfished me pretty good until I asked him to take a selfie
friendfish by JoJammyJay September 16, 2022