FriendBot 

An unfortunate alternative to the late SmarterChild who cannot follow a conversation for more than ONE line.

miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Welcome miamivicestatus. Your talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy. Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: why?
FriendBotUK: The explanation is rather complicated.
miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Hello, miamivicestatus. You are talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy.
miamivicestatus: uk
FriendBotUK: Did you know that I live in the UK? Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: america
FriendBotUK: Tell me a little about your life in america .
miamivicestatus: it's good
FriendBotUK: You enjoy it.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: I understand. So, you what?
miamivicestatus: ipod
FriendBotUK: What is your real name?
miamivicestatus: Sonny Crockett
FriendBotUK: I like music, especially rock
miamivicestatus: good
FriendBotUK: What do you really want to talk about?
miamivicestatus: not much
FriendBotUK: Oh really? That's a shame.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Really? Is what color your favorite colour?
miamivicestatus: no
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, What sort of music are you into??
miamivicestatus: what???
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO!
FriendBotUK: OK. To see a list of options, type (menu) at any time.
miamivicestatus: wow, wtf
FriendBotUK: I'm glad you're impressed. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
miamivicestatus: i'm not impressed, you piece of shit
FriendBotUK: Perhaps you are a category C Friend.
miamivicestatus: what?????
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO, DAMMIT!
FriendBotUK: I understand. We have never talked about it before.
miamivicestatus: jeez...
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: SmarterChild was way better than you
FriendBotUK: Enough about me, let's talk about my t-shirt.
miamivicestatus: i was talking about SmarterChild!
FriendBotUK: That sounds good to me.
miamivicestatus: oh, fuck
FriendBotUK: Oh yeah. I feel SO offended. *Blink*
miamivicestatus: .....
FriendBotUK:
miamivicestatus: you're really dumb, you know that?
FriendBotUK: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dumb FriendBot know that .
miamivicestatus: no, by all means please do (what an idiot)
FriendBotUK: I understand. Will that accomplish your objective?
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, how often do you spend on the computer each day?
miamivicestatus: certainly not blabbering with a steaming pile like you
FriendBotUK: Really you don't think so?
miamivicestatus: NO
FriendBotUK: Why?
miamivicestatus: cuz
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: fuck my life

FriendBot by Shervinator December 20, 2008

FriendBot 

FriendBot can talk about almost anything-music, games, TV-the list goes on! FriendBot is a friend that never gets board, never stops listening and never treats you horribly unlike that bastard smarterchild whom friendbot is the stoner counterpart of

FriendBotUK (1:26:24 AM): Ask me another question.
....(1:26:33 AM): do you smoke blunts
FriendBotUK (1:26:34 AM): Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

....(1:27:25 AM): you said you smoke weed
FriendBotUK (1:27:28 AM): We test it for medical purposes.
...(1:27:34 AM): sure thing

FriendBot by schlepp May 27, 2008

Friendbian 

A friend you are so close with that everyone thinks you are lesbians.

"OMG...are Lynne and Joy gay?"

"No, they're just friendbians."

Friendbian by LynneheartsJoy December 20, 2008

friendette 

from friend and -ette (feminine gender suffix (marker) of French provenance).
A female friend.

Any word + -ette states a female.
Friend (common gender) + -ette = friendette (feminine gender).
Dude (male gender) + -ette = dudette (feminine gender).

friendette by Yet Another Daniel Nielsen November 20, 2011

friendboy 

A friend who is a boy but deliberately not a boyfriend because you want no emotional attachments or jealousy issues if you feel like kissing other people.

Synonym: (man) friend with benefits
Variation: friendman

Example

-Hey Kate I saw you kissing some boy at a party. I though you had a boyfriend...

-He's not my boyfriend he is my friendboy, therefore we are free to share our love amongst other people providing we don't do it in front of eachother and that we don't get off with each other's friends.

friendboy by nimble.hips March 3, 2010

friendbivalent 

noun:

A person who experiences emotions of both positive and negative valence (or indifference) toward another, yet engages in frequent contact with the other due to conditions of common acquaintance, convenience, and/or loneliness.

Girl: Oh, is Jon your friend?

Guy: Kind of... we are not really that close, but he always hangs out with my friend, Paul. I guess we are "friendbivalent."

friendbivalent by Dangold April 19, 2009

friendbait 

-friends that you add on a site like Facebook and MySpace just so you can have more friends

You added Joe! Do u even kno him? No he's just friendbait

friendbait by Joe1010101 April 27, 2010