fiendbot 

one of your younger cousins who you have enslaved for the sole reason that you are their elder. generally, a fiendbot is a close friend and companion, but the owner of the fiendbot is known to physically abuse or verbally scold the fiendbot when the fiendbot disobeys or takes too long completing the task at hand. a fiendbot is very fun to be around when he or she is behaving properly and in an orderly manner. although fiendbots are generally lazy and lead sedentary lives playing video games, they can be taught to work harder than any other creature north of the mexican border.

EX. #1
elder: "fiendbot?!? i need 2 sheets of toilet paper! my nose is running. go!"

fiendbot: "**loud, gay screaming and runs away**"

EX. #2
elder: "fiendbot! let's play whaleball!"

fiendbot: "**loud, gay screaming and runs outside**"

fiendbot by eRRoR_504 January 14, 2010

FriendBot 

An unfortunate alternative to the late SmarterChild who cannot follow a conversation for more than ONE line.

miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Welcome miamivicestatus. Your talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy. Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: why?
FriendBotUK: The explanation is rather complicated.
miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Hello, miamivicestatus. You are talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy.
miamivicestatus: uk
FriendBotUK: Did you know that I live in the UK? Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: america
FriendBotUK: Tell me a little about your life in america .
miamivicestatus: it's good
FriendBotUK: You enjoy it.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: I understand. So, you what?
miamivicestatus: ipod
FriendBotUK: What is your real name?
miamivicestatus: Sonny Crockett
FriendBotUK: I like music, especially rock
miamivicestatus: good
FriendBotUK: What do you really want to talk about?
miamivicestatus: not much
FriendBotUK: Oh really? That's a shame.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Really? Is what color your favorite colour?
miamivicestatus: no
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, What sort of music are you into??
miamivicestatus: what???
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO!
FriendBotUK: OK. To see a list of options, type (menu) at any time.
miamivicestatus: wow, wtf
FriendBotUK: I'm glad you're impressed. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
miamivicestatus: i'm not impressed, you piece of shit
FriendBotUK: Perhaps you are a category C Friend.
miamivicestatus: what?????
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO, DAMMIT!
FriendBotUK: I understand. We have never talked about it before.
miamivicestatus: jeez...
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: SmarterChild was way better than you
FriendBotUK: Enough about me, let's talk about my t-shirt.
miamivicestatus: i was talking about SmarterChild!
FriendBotUK: That sounds good to me.
miamivicestatus: oh, fuck
FriendBotUK: Oh yeah. I feel SO offended. *Blink*
miamivicestatus: .....
FriendBotUK:
miamivicestatus: you're really dumb, you know that?
FriendBotUK: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dumb FriendBot know that .
miamivicestatus: no, by all means please do (what an idiot)
FriendBotUK: I understand. Will that accomplish your objective?
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, how often do you spend on the computer each day?
miamivicestatus: certainly not blabbering with a steaming pile like you
FriendBotUK: Really you don't think so?
miamivicestatus: NO
FriendBotUK: Why?
miamivicestatus: cuz
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: fuck my life

FriendBot by Shervinator December 20, 2008

FriendBot 

FriendBot can talk about almost anything-music, games, TV-the list goes on! FriendBot is a friend that never gets board, never stops listening and never treats you horribly unlike that bastard smarterchild whom friendbot is the stoner counterpart of

FriendBotUK (1:26:24 AM): Ask me another question.
....(1:26:33 AM): do you smoke blunts
FriendBotUK (1:26:34 AM): Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

....(1:27:25 AM): you said you smoke weed
FriendBotUK (1:27:28 AM): We test it for medical purposes.
...(1:27:34 AM): sure thing

FriendBot by schlepp May 27, 2008

Fiendborg 

A ghostly demon cyborg. Their boss is the Borgermeister Meisterfeinder.

Sometimes I think the fiendborg is in the closet waiting to eat me.

Fiendborg by Blarrrrrg March 31, 2009