friendboi

When you're too unattractive and fugly to be a fuckboi, so you settle on being friend-zoned forever. Really wants to be a fuckboi, but it's not an option given what God gave you.

Sara: What about that guy Bobson right there? I know he's single and got money.

Jessica: Nah girl, that guy's a friendboi for life. I'm just gonna keep cuddling with my teddy bear at night.

by likekoala January 31, 2016

friendaissance

Rebirth of friendship

Ashley and I are having a friendaissance

by KKrt August 28, 2009

Friendfiction

Fanfiction you write about your friends.

Tina wrote an erotic friendfiction about all of her friends at school.

by MewWinx96 January 20, 2013

Friendbian

A friend you are so close with that everyone thinks you are lesbians.

"OMG...are Lynne and Joy gay?"

"No, they're just friendbians."

by LynneheartsJoy December 20, 2008

friendboy

A friend who is a boy but deliberately not a boyfriend because you want no emotional attachments or jealousy issues if you feel like kissing other people.

Synonym: (man) friend with benefits
Variation: friendman

Example

-Hey Kate I saw you kissing some boy at a party. I though you had a boyfriend...

-He's not my boyfriend he is my friendboy, therefore we are free to share our love amongst other people providing we don't do it in front of eachother and that we don't get off with each other's friends.

by nimble.hips March 3, 2010

friendbivalent

noun:

A person who experiences emotions of both positive and negative valence (or indifference) toward another, yet engages in frequent contact with the other due to conditions of common acquaintance, convenience, and/or loneliness.

Girl: Oh, is Jon your friend?

Guy: Kind of... we are not really that close, but he always hangs out with my friend, Paul. I guess we are "friendbivalent."

by Dangold April 19, 2009

friendbait

-friends that you add on a site like Facebook and MySpace just so you can have more friends

You added Joe! Do u even kno him? No he's just friendbait

by Joe1010101 April 27, 2010