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Fried pickles 

Definition.. Means call the police on a ped.
I'd like some fried pickles
Fried pickles by J. M. Wall January 3, 2022

order the fried pickles 

A code phrase used by the organization “Predator Poachers Southeast Texas”. It is said to signal to the crew that enough evidence has been gathered against the predator and the police should be called promptly.
Can you go to that Walmart across the street and order the fried pickles?

fried pickle 

Refering to mans penis that has a yeast infection.
Yo, man after fucking that nasty slaggot, i got a fried pickle....
fried pickle by Vanessa2100 March 14, 2007

Deep Fried Pickle 

Wherein one party puts his penis in the other party's anus, drawing fecal matter onto it, then inserts it into that party's oral cavity.
"That bitch got the deep fried pickle last night, almost ralphed on my rod."
Deep Fried Pickle by PickleFried February 20, 2010

Deep Fried Pickle 

See Trojan Horse. They look like chicken nuggets, but don't be fooled. If you look REALLY close, you can tell that they are wolves in sheep's clothing. For some reason, no matter where I look online, I don't see anyone having a problem with them, which boggles my mind. The issue isn't even the fact that they're pickles, it's the fact that they look so god damn similar to chicken nuggets. Like, fuck, either make them easier to identify or explicitly make sure that the one about to eat them knows what they are. I swear it's some sick joke.

This kinda stuff is why I have trust issues.
Before eating the "chicken nuggets":
Oooh! Some chicken nuggets!
After eating what turned out to be deep fried pickles:
Why is the world so cruel...

Fried Pickle 

Yewouch I slapped my fried pickle
Fried Pickle by McShlammer July 5, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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